| tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
|---|---|
| new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
| tourist: | oh you think your clever??? |
| new yorker: | what |
| tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
| new yorker: | oh... oh god i'm so sor |
| tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole | |
| ... Like the New Yorker would give two flying fucks. |
I AM SO TIRED.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I AM LITERALLY JUST EXHAUSTED, YOU KNOW?
WORN RIGHT OUT.
POOPED. THAT’S WHAT I AM. JUST PLAIN POOPED.
I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT A HUNDRED THOUSAND AVENGERS GIFS IN THE LAST HOUR.
OH MY GOD, I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE NUMBER OF GOTYE REMIXES I LISTENED TO TODAY.
THE INTERNET IS HARD.
IT TAKES SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. IT REALLY DOES.
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
omg
holy shit
i would have promised you my soul
Is it weird that this actually just made me cry?
That was the weirdest, SWEETEST thing I’ve ever seen.
Hey, if John Ratzenberger proposed to me like that, I’d say yes too.
so many tears
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for mut. @visenyashahill
sometimes, I wonder why it’s there. Snaking around me, wrapping me,strangling me, I wonder why it is still there. It is fraying at the ends now, the splitting threads mocking our parting of ways. The blue over the white, before a vivid cobalt, is now fading into the murkiest of grays. I should probably remove it now, set it aside, release its grip on me, but that would entail putting you aside, too.
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ok, going to wake everyone up at 5 AM by making nachos in my underwear in the kitchen
must get to store
requires clothes
abort abort
Muslim Doodles by Mehreen Kasana
That’s me. While I understand these doodles don’t represent all the problems Muslims face in this age, I thought I’d start off with a few commonly occurring ones. e.g. The pseudo-liberating complex often shoved in front of Muslim women, the ridiculous misconception folks have that all Muslim women wear body coverings like the burqa, niqab, hijab, etc. Of being called “terrorists” by bigots, of putting up with it on a frequent basis. Of having to answer the irritating question pertaining to why some of us choose to cover our bodies. This is the first part. More to come. (Because ignorance thrives in today’s world.)
All this with a dash of my humor. Be well, folks.
Thanks for sharing, y’all.
mehreenkasana runs a quality blog. go follow her!
Movie Trailer of the Day: Bradley Cooper is a struggling novelist who passes off an abandoned manuscript as his own, to great acclaim. But when the true author (Jeremy Irons) is revealed…
The Words also stars Dennis Quaid, Olivia Wilde, and Zoe Saldana. The film hits theaters September 21.
O.M.D.
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